I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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