it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
vagina is talking i cant
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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