i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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