My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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