she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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