i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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