She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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