We should be called the Road Head Warriors
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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