cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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