jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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