Don't you send me to vm
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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