i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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