It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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