some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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