Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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