your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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