there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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