have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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