Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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