I'm jealous of your bromance
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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