i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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