It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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