i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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