Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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