belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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