somebody snuck up and got me drunk
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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