he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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