Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry funnypro hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(434): View more from Virginia

He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text

Fav 7 964 1383
share tweet
(314): View more from Missouri

There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."

Fav 17 7419 1363
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(307): View more from Wyoming

I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.

Fav 93 1938 9641
share tweet
(662): View more from Mississippi

He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?

Fav 9 1296 3569
share tweet
(408): View more from California

A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.

Fav 6 2089 1267
share tweet
(917): View more from New York City

I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat

Fav 2 1283 800
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(503): View more from Oregon

there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.

Fav 1 1160 787
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.

Fav 3 974 560
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(860): View more from Connecticut

Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever

Fav 0 40 9
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT