butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I love you.
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