talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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