you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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