He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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