Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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