my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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