I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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