You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Randomize
