Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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