People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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