Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
