Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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