a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Houston, we have a blender
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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