Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
How naked do you want me to be?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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