Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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