D3 body, D1 cock
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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