It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
