fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
