Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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