Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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