are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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