I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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